Apparently I'm not one of Roxas's friends. Considering I'm not in the picture above, guess I'm excluded. Good. I don't want to be one of your friends Roxas.
The weather today sucked. I didn't want to be in school. Or deal with anyone. Least of all Xemnas [ aka, Mr. Mansex. Yeesh. So mature ].
Can't we do something fun in school? Like kill Heartless or something? I don't care if the Keyblade bearer isn't there, I just want to do something.
And what's the deal with our titles? They just sound so stupid. My comments will be in brackets [ ] <-- Those things, for those of you who don't know.
Xemnas "The Superior of the In-Between" [ Why is he the Superior? I've never seen him lift a finger. ]
Xigbar "The Freeshooter" [ At least his actually makes sense ]
Xaldin "The Whirlwind Lancer" [...OK. Wind...whirlwind. I guess that's OK. ]
Vexen "The Chilly Academic" [ Chilly? Don't you mean cold? Chilly makes him sound like he's a polar bear or something. ]
Lexeaus "The Silent Hero" [ No. Just no ]
Zexion "The Cloaked Schemer" [ We're all cloaked. ]
Saix "The Luna Diviner" [ Werewolf would be a tad more appropriate ]
Axel "The Flurry of Dancing Flames" [ o.e ]
Demyx "The Melodious Nocturne" [ His music isn't exactly something to fall asleep to...]
Luxord "The Gambler of Fate" [ Eh, his is normal I guess ]
Marluxia "The Graceful Assassin" [ I fail to see anything graceful in a guy with pink hair, walking around with a scythe taller then him ]
Larxene "The Savage Nymph" [ NYMPH? ]
Roxas "The Key of Destiny" [ Yes, oh chosen one -sarcasm- ]
Oh, Larxene, of course you're my friend! Heh heh...
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah. I AM the chosen one. ;)
I don't think so Roxas. You know I could beat you any day of the week... Maybe not Saturday. That's my day off.
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